Our Story

Michelle Parchman Vodka
im parched pro-tini
women of the vine

Michelle Parchman is a CPA, entrepreneur and founder of multiple businesses.

“I’m parched!” Vodka is a Texas, woman-owned business with a unique “first to market” blend.

Michelle is fueled by her passion to bring a first-ever Vodka product to market. “I’m parched!” Ultra-Premium Vodka is Texas-based, Texas-made with superfoods and plant-based protein. It is gluten-free, Kosher, no added sugars, vegan and organic.

How was the Idea Created?

In 2019, Michelle had a burning desire to get healthy, fit and lose weight. Her personal trainer recommended four primary daily goals: 1) Cardio and Strength exercise 2) Triple her protein intake 3) Reduce carbs and sugar and 4) Alcohol consumption limited to Vodka, Gin and Tequila. During her transition to a healthy lifestyle journey, the idea of the cocktail “Pro-TiNi” was shaped. At the end of a long day, she was 30 grams short of her daily protein goal. She was ready for happy hour. After shaking her vodka for a martini, she added her protein powder. It became her “Pro-TiNi” martini. Although it was chalky, gritty and had an aftertaste, the idea was crafted.

michelle parchman protini


PRO-TiNi spirits
Distilled In

Houston, Texas

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