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The World's First

Protein + Superfoods

vodka

Pro-Tini™

Upgrade your protein with one pour. Just add I'm parched! vodka and create your own Pro-Tini™ Martini or Pro-Tini™ cocktail.

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Sip Strong.
Live Well.

The Vodka That Won’t
Ruin Your Workout.

I'm parched! v o d k a is a clean, conscious spirit crafted for the wellness-minded and fitness-forward – where purity meets play. Made from organic, gluten-free ingredients, this ultra-premium vodka delivers a smooth, silky pour with a whisper of floral on the finish. Unflavored by design, our vodka is made to be sipped straight or shaken into one of our signature Pro-Tini™ recipes. Sourced from nutrient-rich Hawaiian and South African farms, our certified organic protein and superfoods are added after distillation to preserve their full integrity and potency.
Fresh fruit cocktails with a bottle of I’m parched! vodka made with clean ingredients
bottle of I’m parched! vodka made with clean ingredients
Four hands raise colorful vodka cocktails over a bright blue pool, each made with I’m parched! vodka and fresh fruit Two hands clink martini glasses—one with mint, one with olives—both made with ultra premium vodka and fresh garnishes
Fresh fruit cocktails with a bottle of I’m parched! vodka made with clean ingredients
bottle of I’m parched! vodka made with clean ingredients
Four hands raise colorful vodka cocktails over a bright blue pool, each made with I’m parched! vodka and fresh fruit
Two hands clink martini glasses—one with mint, one with olives—both made with ultra premium vodka and fresh garnishes

I'm parched!
vodka(750ML)

Five Star Rating

0 Carbs | Gluten-Free | 60 Calories

Ultra-Premium Texas made spirit
40% ALC/VOL (80 Proof) 750ML

$39.99

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Officially
Sip-Worthy.

We’ve got the looks — year after year, I’m parched! vodka has earned top honors and SIP international medals. Our bottle proves it’s more than a pretty face.

Sip Awards Sip Awards Gold 2023 Sip Awards Platinum 2023 Sip Awards Innovation Award 2023 Sip Awards Consumers' Choice Award 2024
Sip Awards Sip Awards Gold 2023 Sip Awards Platinum 2023 Sip Awards Innovation Award 2023 Sip Awards Sip Awards Gold 2023 Sip Awards Platinum 2023 Sip Awards Innovation Award 2023 Sip Awards Consumers' Choice Award 2024
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Real Ingredients | No Added Sugar | 60 Calories

Our Not-So-Secret Superpower!

Clean, Crisp Flavor

Subtle, silky-smooth and lightly floral, I'm parched! sips clean with zero burn and a hint of botanicals.

Powered by Plants

Packed (post-distillation) with ethically sourced botanicals and potent superfood extracts to preserve purity and flavor.

Quietly Functional

Powered by a smooth, plant-based protein blend – functional but flavorless, with zero impact on taste or texture.

Crafted with Intention

Backed by FDA-approved ingredients & extensive R&D. Organic, gluten-free, and sugar-free – what’s in it (& what isn’t!) matters.

Mix | Shake | Sip | Repeat

Our Favorite
Pro-Tini™
Recipes!

Your Cocktail or Protein Martini, Upgraded. Just Add I’m parched! vodka

From hosting to hydrating (with style), these plant-powered pours balance wellness with a wink of indulgence.

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Ginger Glow Pro-Tini™🍸

Ingredients: 3 oz I'm parched! vodka, 1 tbsp organic pickled ginger, 1–4 fresh mint leaves, 1–4 jalapeño slices (optional), 1 oz fresh juiced greens, 2 oz fresh lime juice, 1 egg white, 2 oz sparkling water

Instructions: Lightly press together ginger, mint, and jalapeño. Add green juice, lime juice, egg white, and vodka. Shake with ice (50+ times!) until frothy. Top with sparkling water and garnish with mint, lime, or jalapeño.

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Solar Flare Pro-Tini™

Ingredients: 1.5 oz. I'm parched! vodka, pineapple cubes, turmeric, club soda, and lime juice

Instructions: Muddle pineapple cubes in a shaker. Add vodka, lime juice and a pinch of turmeric, shake, strain into a glass with ice, top with club soda. Add a pineapple slice to garnish. Want to make it a little spicy? Add tajin to the rim of the glass

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Peachy Keen Pro-Tini™

Ingredients: 1.5 oz. I'm parched! vodka, peach slices, basil leaves, lemon juice, and club soda

Instructions: Muddle peach slices and basil leaves in a shaker. Add the vodka and lemon juice, shake, strain into a glass with ice. Add the club soda. Garnish with peach slices and basil leaves.

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Blush & Bubbles Pro-Tini™

Ingredients: 1.5 oz. I'm parched! vodka, blueberries, raspberries, or any mixed berries of your choice, lemon juice, sparkling water

Instructions: Muddle berries in a glass, add ice, vodka, lemon juice, top with sparkling water. Add a lemon slice and some berries for garnish.

GINGER GLOW Pro-Tini™
Solar Flare Pro-Tini™
Peachy Keen Pro-Tini™
Blush & Bubbles Pro-Tini™
I'm parched bottle

Protein

Superfoods

Plant-Based

Organic

Ultra Premium

No Sugar Added

Unflavored

Founder Michelle Parchman smiles while holding a dirty martini with olives made using ultra premium I’m parched! vodka from Texas

Rewriting
The Cocktail
Playbook
!

One Silky Plant-Powered
Protein Pour at a Time.

Meet I’m parched! vodka, dreamed up by entrepreneur Michelle Parchman during her personal wellness journey. After trading cocktails for cardio and boosting her daily protein to 90g, she found herself missing the ritual of a good drink. One night, she had a bold idea: toss 30g of protein into her vodka shaker. One shake later, the Pro-Tini™ was born. Equal parts rebellious and intentional — Michelle believes wellness and happy hour can coexist.

Sipped & Approved!

“I never thought I’d find a vodka that not only tastes amazing but also aligns with my wellness goals. This superfood, protein-enhanced vodka is a game-changer. It’s smooth, clean, and leaves you feeling lighter than traditional spirits. Whether I’m mixing cocktails or sipping it neat, I love knowing I’m enjoying something crafted with quality ingredients and a health-conscious twist. Cheers to a smarter way to indulge!”

Maria G, Laguna Beach, CA

“Just tried I’m parched! v o d k a and wow—where has this been all my life? So smooth and actually feels clean (like, I might even go to yoga tomorrow). New go-to for guilt-free cocktails!”

Susan H, San Antonio

“DRINK THIS. Let's start with a quick poll - how many of you just like to drink regardless of the liquor quality? I’m not that person and care as much about the taste as the effect. I’m parched!! v o d k a is so smooth and clean tasting on the rocks. When you can take organic plant-based ingredients with a kick of protein and turn it into a premium Vodka, that’s GENIUS. Every single time I entertain, and this deliciousness is poured, I’m pretty sure I attain rockstar status.”

Kristi D, Oklahoma City

“As a discerning consumer who values both quality and innovation, I was thoroughly impressed by this vodka’s unique formulation. The mixing of protein and superfoods sets it apart in a crowded market, offering a refined spirit that complements a health-conscious lifestyle. Its exceptionally smooth finish and clean profile make it an ideal choice for those seeking a sophisticated drinking experience without compromise. This is a truly forward-thinking approach to modern spirits.”

Walter B, Manhattan, NY

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